don't you hate it when they're not even goodlooking? even with the angles and stuff. and they put it up on facebook.. and they have a million pics of themselves with that same artificial cheesy smile on that screwed up face of theirs. im not targeting a single person (actually i am now, since i'm on facebook, but i wont name the person im ranting about here, because i will probably get a million girls out there hunting me down) but seriously, if you don't look good in one picture, don't put it on. you ain't getting any compliments, just some sarcasm from me.. thats if im even bothered commenting. and i realised, if i cut that picture out, and compare it with another picture of theirs, i swear its like an exact copy.
also, when they're wearing a boob tube. and they don't have like awesome nicely shaped boobs (sorry guys i just had to write this :P ) that goes well with the tube. you know how there's nice round boobs and then theres the big ones that are big, but they flatten out over the body? i can't explain, but if you look at fat people's nude picture (not that i do) you would get a picture of what im talking about.
now talking about the boobtube, and combined with the camera angles, you get to see down their tops a little. the thing is, its not a pretty sight. not with that ugly face and ugly boobs. im a girl, i dont want to see your boobs. (thats because you're not sexy) its interesting to see why they even bother posting these pictures up, but they're making a really bad image of themselves in other peoples minds. (like mine ^^) don't they have any shame? did they do it just so people can see down their boob tube? far out.
going back to the rant about "cheesy smiles", its even worse when they have bad teeth. i will forgive them if they had perfectly aligned white teeth like mine (oh yes. you know its true and i have proof. want it?). but when i see yellow teeth with obvious plaque building up on the teeth, it makes me cringe. and then i have this empty feeling inside me, feeling sorry for them. have they ever heard of a toothbrush? hello people out there, brush your teeth 2 times a day and was it 60 seconds? and remember to use toothpaste.
last but not least, braces. when you're wearing braces people, dont give a big cheesy grin to the camera. a smile will do, JUST A SMILE. i dont want to see anything i dont know about, building up on your braces. its not a crime to wear braces, but please be aware that they dont look good.
oh and i forgot to mention, seductive poses/im so popular oh, look im hugging like a million people poses don't work on me. please, maybe you do know them, but oh, do they like you? thats a different matter.
summary of rant:
1. fail at selfcaming
2. boob tube
3. cheesy smile
4. braces
5. poses
also, this rant is not like some boost to my ego. i already have enough ego, so stroking it will not raise it any further. its just to let out all the rant on one single person, and i know some of you know her, but i won't tell you who it is. and no, im not being a bitch this time. if im seriously bitching, some of you know and i can go a lot worse than this. have a nice day! ^^
2 comments:
lol so harsh so harsh kims~
but yeah i agree that self-camming is really annoying. even if they're hot i wouldn't go through 100 of their facebook pictures (okay maybe if it was a hot guy and i was really bored but if he had the same look each time then i probably wouldn't).
if they don't have 20pics of themselves, uploaded at once then i'd probably forgive them... unless they're fishing for comments such as "you are so hot/pretty"
ok so in response to the actual individual thingys: i'm so lucky i don't see boob tube pics often. yellow teeth i could probably let slip past cause maybe they really like curry or like smoke or something...
and braces r good for "LOL U HAS BRACES IM GONNA SAVE THIS PICTURE AND THEN LOL AT IT IN 10YRS TIME." cause those pictures are just priceless.
also i REALLY REALLY REALLY dont like mirror shots. LIKE REALLY REALLY. i dont want to see a camera in your picture unless it was taken with another camera.
btw i heart ur last paragraph. i dont kno why i like the line stroking your ego so much tho.... oh i know why. its cause im thinking of an animal (ego) and the guys like stroking it and its growing LOL WTF brain.
buuut kims~ this kinda is a bit harshh........ *sighs* oh well. i guess how else 'll they learn?
damn this ended up really long... so TL;DR i agree with u but i wouldnt be that harsh on them. i prefer the talk-behind-their-back opinion.
lol, my facebook pic is a self-cam shot wif me not looking into the cam (actually, fone)
BUT. i think the reason fer ppl not lookin in the cam wen self-camming is tht thy dnt naturally hav a nice face or thy simply look better at a specific angle which consists ov thm not looking into the cam.
but i havnt seen any boobtube pix yet or yellow teeths, and lookin through a hot chicks photo album ov 20+ pix would make me feel depressed so i avoid doing it. ; )
peace out.x sherilynn
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